Cubs fan walked into my office with a smirk on his face today. Started talking about last night's game. "Stop," I said. "Did I come down to your office after game 1 or game 2?" "No," they said. "Then get out." "Oh come on..." - "I'm not joking." I said. "I can't take it so I don't dish it out." (Pause.) "Can we at least agree that neither of these teams is getting past the Dodgers?" I said. "Of course not" they said laughing "but I do want to get past you guys." "Same here" I said, "now get out." Which they did, still laughing.