So I don't go out a lot. I've been stewing about my ex for the last year and decided to go out after work tonight. I got a girl to buy me a drink, give me a lap dance (she did that on her own), and give me her number. Who's #1!!!!!!!!!!!! I am!!!! Wait, I didn't bring her home, cause I'm not that guy, maybe I should have--NO!! that would be bad, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Damn, the bar is closed!!! Wait I've got her number, ahhhh screw it... Crap, she still has my tie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!