Quotes are all the same

[sheetswannabe]

I just noticed. Whenever someone says my favorite quote, or someone once said, it is always a sentence, then reverses itself.

 

I.E. "someone once said, you don't grip a baseball, it grips you"

 

Anyone else notice this?

 

Lets make some funny ones.

[RayKingsForemanGrill]

Not always so....

 

"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you go home for dinner"

 

NOT

 

"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as your appetite gets you"

 

See, totally different meaning http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[sheetswannabe]

You know what I mean! haha

 

"A man doesnt just know his wood, his wood knows him"

[Time for a Miller]

Like this "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

[PKBadger]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

[bball123h2]

"Guns don't kill people, people kill guns."

[sbrylski]

I don't understand what we're doing, but what we're doing seems to understand me.

[RyDogg66]

"Women, you can't live with 'em, you cant kill 'em."

[craigharmann]

I can't quit you, you can't quit me.

[pogokat]

sometimes you eat the bar (or bear) and sometimes the bar (or bear), it eats you...cowboy in Big Lebowski

[bullox]

In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet get you.

 

PS. I think this is really strange, but strange is me sometimes too.

[mothershipconnection]

The only students worth teaching are the ones who don't need to be taught.