Milwaukee Brewers All-Anagram Team

[Matt Breen]

As we head into the second half of the 2024 season, there are important things you need to know about this Milwaukee Brewers squad.

Image courtesy of © Rick Wood / Milwaukee Journal Sentinel / USA TODAY NETWORK

Let’s have some fun. Baseball has a 162-game schedule, and there are lots of ups and downs. And sometimes you just need to have a bit of silliness. For that, we introduce the 2024 Milwaukee Brewer Anagram Team. Enjoy.

Aaron Civale - Ovarian Lace 

Bryan Hudson - Bunny Hoards 

Jakob Junis - Jak Subjoin

Dallas Keuchel - Ache Lead Skull

Trevor Megill - Milt Groveler

Hoby Milner - Nimbly Hero

Tobias Myers - Embassy Riot

Joel Payamps - Lope Pyjamas 

Elvis Peguero - Repulsive Ego

Freddy Peralta - Dread Party Elf

Colin Rea - Loin Care

Bryse Wilson - Winery Slobs

William Contreras - Sir Clat Railwomen

Eric Haase - Ace Ashier

Willy Adames - Malady Wiles

Jake Bauers - Eureka Jabs 

Rhys Hoskins - Shy Horn Kiss

Andruw Monasterio - Wondrous Martian

Joey Ortiz - Joe Yo Ritz

Brice Turang - Berating Cur

Jackson Chourio - Cash Cook Junior

Sal Frelick - Sack Filler

Garrett Mitchell - Rectal Melt Girth

Blake Perkins - Peaks Blinker

Christian Yelich - Hilarity Cinches

Joe Ross - Jess Roo

Devin Williams - Divine Sawmill 

Gary Sanchez - Zany Charges

Oliver Dunn - Don Evil Urn

J.B. Bukauskas - Jukus Kababs

Robert Gasser - Roger Breasts 

Wade Miley - Wily Edema

Jared Koenig - Egad Ion Jerk 

Enoli Paredes - Leone Diapers 

Brandon Woodruff - Boron Fondu Dwarf

DL Hall - Doth Annally (I could not generate any anagrams for DL Hall, so we did one for Dayton Hall - DL’s actual first name.)

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[Underachiever]

I have always preferred Granite Curb for Brice Turang. That is all.

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

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Garrett Mitchell - Rectal Melt Girth

[Matt Breen]

12 minutes ago, Underachiever said:

I have always preferred Granite Curb for Brice Turang. That is all.

 

Yea, lots of good ones left out. Some NSFW.

[Brock Beauchamp]

3 hours ago, reillymcshane said:

Yea, lots of good ones left out. Some NSFW.

Walking the line on the Garrett Mitchell one but it earned an LOL from me.

[Jason Wang]

upwards of 60% of these could just be names of pre-integration era players

"brice turang is the first player to steal first base twice in one game since roger breasts of the louisville colonels in 1887"