Yeah, our hitters usually do just great against first appearance pitchers. Not only can they not figure the guy out, but they appear as if they are actually trying to help the guy set new records in the majors. Brewers bats don't work, basepaths are as odd and uncharted as a new galaxy, and baseball bats seem to be foriegn objects. Our offense is comparable only to that of a rock: a rock just sits there doing nothing at all, unless taken by the hand and moved along. Our offense acts as is needs a guide dog to lead it down the path of production. I'm also looking forward to Daron and Bill talking about Doug Davis and his hair. Over the past two games we've gotten brilliant analysis about the man's hair and since he's on the mound this evening, I'm sure it will be quite the focal point. Davis could not shut down a car engine let alone the Cardinal offense. Davis could not pitch a sale of booze to an alcoholic. Davis could not last 6 or 7 innings on the bench, much less the mound. I hope that Davis does not get too bad a neck injury from tonight's start.= pitch, look over shoulder watch the ball. Pitch, look over shoulder watch the ball. repeat several times an inning......