brewerjamie15

I think you should make that into a Tshirt.

Anyone been able to find out what is wrong with spell checker? I try to use it, but get a message that connection to ezboard was refused.

3TO

Umm.. Uhh... Where in -the- heck was the balk on that move by Cappy?

Bases loaded. Nobody out. Your #'s 4,5,and 6 hitters are now coming up in the order. How many runs is good enough to avoid your being disappointed?

Matt Matt Matt.... What in the heck are you doing???

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IWI1.01.MZZZZZZZ.gif Pretty sneaky, sis.... ya see, Daron and Bill were talking about connect four and chess

I don't know if anyone cares about now, but the Brewers -do- play tonight. Here's all the morbid details. MIL: RHP Ben Sheets ? 4-6, 3.49 ERA in 2005 ? 1-1, 2.65 ERA vs. ATL in 2004 @ ATL: RHP Kyle Davies ? 4-2, 4.05 ERA in 2005 ? Has never faced MIL Sheets pitched one of the best games in Brewers history against the Braves last May 16, when he set a franchise record with 18 strikeouts in a complete-game, 3-1 win on a sunny day at Miller Park. Sheets also went the distance against Atlanta at Turner Field on Aug. 12 but lost, 4-2.

I need to find a new team to root for. Perhaps I'll go over to Devil Rays.Net

Someone hurry up and grab Furcal a beer or two. He's gonna need to drive home after the game.

Julio Franco you're as old as most soil you take geritol Haiku: it's back.

Yup. By the way GP- I'll be ready for you two next time you come up. I here by announce that I shall destroy in darts.

Thursdays. $1 PBR Bar is called Bruno's, it's on Brady street.

Becoming involved is easy.... just email an article. If it's not horrible, it gets posted Heck, even -I- got an article posted! It must be pretty easy!

Upon trying to get some possible explanations from the Brewers defensive coach, nobody could be found. Several players who shall remain nameless to protect their identity, did however share some interesting quotes with us. Player "K" said: "I dunno man, the sun was in my eyes the first three games." when told the first three games were at night, the player then looked at us stupified, turned and ran away screaming about how difficult it is to switch from left field to right. "Mr. Horse" our second un-identified player said the following: " Yo no habla ingles. Besides, it's not my fault the damn ball wouldn't go into my glove. Did I say I'm glad to be out of Chicago and playing for Milwaukee now?" Our next player, let's just call him 'Duncan' was found in the corner of the visiting clubhouse chowing down on donuts. "Yeah, I remember playing here before Milwaukee," said player then shoved a cruller into his mouth and said: "mmmnuhmnverblah." Next to the unidentified donut muncher, we found our nex wizard with the glove, a man we shall just call Mr. 'O'who was holding his hands above his head forming a large circle. " Hey, those simple rollers are tough, just ask Bill Buckner. I mean jeez! I gotta hold a runner on base, listen to my coaches, pay attention to the game, AND you expect me to field the ball? C'mon man! I'm not super human ya know." Our last player, a rookie second baseman who shall also remain nameless every day of the week was found playing marbles in a shower stall with the clubhouse attendant. "Oooh! did ya see that? He just took my aggie! Dang! Ok. Sorry (pauses and leans on cold water faucet) I'm uh, I'm not really at that point yet where I can actually what you'd call 'catch' the ball. I have good speed, and I hit like a (expletive), but that's about it. I guess maybe I could go home and break in my glove while I watch cartoons. I bet that might help." As we were leaving, a young player with a very 'Hardy' attitude towards defense rushed us wanting to talk. We told said player that his glove spoke for itself, but we'd look for him when we needed interviews about offense. " I can't help ya there." came the reply. Look for our next series of interviews entitled '28 reasons in a row that strikeouts really, really suck." All players names have been omitted to protect their identity. We would not want to embarras anyone.

Milwaukee faces the Braves tonight to start up a three game set before the break. Always a nostalgic matchup, the 40-45 Brewers will try to take a series from a Wild Card contending 49-37 Braves team. Right-hander Jorge Sosa, who was property of the Brewers from December 2001, when Milwaukee selected him from Seattle in the Rule 5 Draft, to March 2002, when the team placed him on waivers. Sosa was claimed by the Devil Rays and pitched parts of three seasons with Tampa Bay, then was traded in March to Atlanta for infielder Nick Green. Milwaukee will counter with left-hander Doug Davis, who gets his third shot at 10 wins before the All-Star break. If he gets the win, he would be the first Brewers pitcher to reach double-digits in wins since Ben Sheets in 2001, and the first Brewers left-hander to do it since Teddy Higuera in 1986. MIL: LHP Doug Davis ? 9-7, 4.33 ERA in 2005 ? 0-0, 4.50 ERA vs. ATL in 2004 ATL: RHP Jorge Sosa ? 4-1, 3.02 ERA in 2005 ? Has never faced MIL "It's not an excuse. We miss the ball. I'm not making excuses." -- Yost, on his infielders struggling mightily on the hard Dolphins Stadium infield Um, Uh, ..... That's putting it mildly Ned.

Ya know, if we could just turn this thing around, and get better defense, more speed on the paths, consistent hitting, and very solid fundamental play, we could contend for a playoff spot.

Please Please Please Delay this mess. Thank goodness for the rain. http://www.chaseday.com/PHOTOSHP/lightning/ddc.JPG

"Looks like a storm's a brewin' here at the ballpark Ned" "Yeah, but maybe he'll get out of it."

I'm listening to this game under protest. I'm protesting the game because of the Brewer Defense.

Wow. His third post, and he puts lots of people in their place. Nice job wisportswriter. You called it as it is.

I'm buzzed, but looking at those previous posts, I think I need more beer.

Apparently: Damian Miller == Crooked Ladder. I totally don't get that.

anyone need me to keep running this boxscore?

Sutton is talking about WHOA SOLVDD's cheese samich game!