Real time thoughts on Raw after being so "electrified" by Mania that I decided to DVR it and watch old CM Punk stuff from ROH instead of watch the show live... - So it's a triple threat US Title match? Or a handicap match? Are they finally seperating Ziggler from Swaggs? - If you blow up two minutes into a match, you don't "still got it". - HE ALREADY CUT THIS PROMO ONCE. - Rock's new job: Help Cena. The whole build to Mania did nothing, apparently, to get people back on Cena's side. Granted, it is Miami. - I really hate chants. Seriously? "JHC" gets chanted? - This feels loooooong. Is it like 15 minutes already? And none of it has been noteworthy to this point. - Ah, so the belt is going back on Cena. GREAT. - If he does become champion, people should shut up about TNA being the place where old guys get the strap. - So, "once in a lifetime", huh? I hate the WWE sometimes. - If they split these two, I would be all for a Ziggler babyface run, I think. A Jericho feud to put him over going out the door, perhaps. - Ziggler/Bryan would be fantastic, as well. Ziggler/Cody. Ziggler/anyone because he is the best worker in the company. - Oh, Brodus has a shirt. - Why can't Swagger learn to bump like that so Ziggler doesn't look like the jobber? - Did they plant the seeds for a face turn/split there, or not? Seemed pointless. - Tensai, baby! - I thought that was the Shockmaster helmet at first. - There are totally going to be "Albert" chants, right? - Remember when Alex Riley sort of got a push? I barely do, but I think it happened. - Hakushi was awesome back in the day. Face tats are great. - The fans should learn from Zack Ryder's situation that if you chant for a guy Vince doesn't want you to, that guy is getting buried. Save Daniel Bryan! - Von Erich claw FTW? - The empty arena promo was so lame - and so wrong. If a match is really great, I don't even remember first place sometimes - just that it was great. - I don't care that much if you have the champion wrestle on TV, but if it's going to be a title match, can you at least make it the main event? - That being said, I am all about Mark Henry. - If Cole just dropped the heel gimmick one week with no explanation, that would be great. - Henry shouting at his opponent = gold. - "I OWN YOU, BOY!" - I am marking out for him yelling at Punk. As much as I love high workrate, I have a soft spot for a well-done monster gimmick. - Is this crowd at an ROH show or a WWE show? - Good TV match at the point of the commercial break. - This is one of the best matches I have ever seen Henry in. Punk's doing a great job with him. - The most annoying thing about Cole is when he calls everything "vintage (insert wrestler here)". - I, for one, hope this becomes a feud. - Is Lesnar a "natural disaster"? F-5, amirite? - It wasn't a classic match at Mania. It was like three stars. - I was really hoping this was over and Jericho would just leave again. The match wasn't that good, and especially because of the "how's your father" garbage. - This is all Botchamania stuff. The bottle broke in Jericho's hand, after he slipped and fell before. Hilarious. This feud in a nutshell: botched. - No one cares about Sheamus. He's just lame. - Sweet. Ricardo. - And Vince says "You want Daniel Bryan? Tune into Superstars on WWE.com!" - Josh Mathews has awful hair. - I hate white boots. - I'm just guessing, but I bet there was hardly ANY chatter on "WWE Social" wondering what Cena would say. - Big Show looks hungover. - Cody Rhodes: The New Dolph Ziggler. - Great. Poor Zack is going to trend. - Eve is doing pretty great lately, though. It's great that she has some personality to her character now. - I'm Miz-erable. - Ryder's sneer means he's serious now, bro? - Cena walking means the same, right? - As much as he gets booed, there are still lots and lots of those new shirts in the crowd. That's why he'll never turn heel. - Cena going even further babyface almost heels him, though. It's kind of funny. - If he was turning heel, there would be no better way to do it than curbstomp The Rock after a handshake and show of respect in his hometown. - Please be a heel, Brock. - I would say that settles that. Excellent. - That pretty much made up for a weak show.