Look at the larger scope of things, people. Albert Pujols, Carlos Beltran, Adam Dunn, Corey Hart, Barry Bonds, Magglio Ordonez, Paul Konerko, and Jason Bay also have zero homeruns between them so far this season. There's obviously something larger at work here than Prince's vegetarianism; and clues point to either an epidemic of some mysterious, strength-sapping disease running rampant in baseball clubhouses, or a contamination of the world's drinking water. This is an issue of national security.