Yeah, for some reason the hardcore hipsters who hang on every word that Pitchfork says are the ones that come out of the woodwork when you're talking about music. You could also walk into the same store and ask people if they like Of Montreal, Vampire Weekend, or Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, and 0 out of 100 of those people will even know what the hell you're talking about. Unless the store is Atomic Records. I'm not saying the listening public has great taste but come on, I don't understand the complete disdain. First of all, Nickelback's "Rockstar" is obvious satire. Yeah, it's been done before by Joe Walsh, Dr. Hook, and even Great White ("Wasted Rock Ranger") but it's a catchy, fun tune. And "Photograph" isn't all that bad either. At least make something hard up like, "I couldn't lay her and then I got P!$$*d" if you are gonna reach for some weak rhyme. Yeah right on, cuz that'll get played on the radio. And if people are gonna quote lyrics am I supposed to think that this is somehow the apex of lyrical genius? Lies and betrayals Fruit-covered nails Electricity and lust wont break the door Ive got a heavy coat- its filled with rocks and sand And if I lose it Ill be comin back today (Ive got a message for you) Ill be comin back today (I keep it in my hand) You know Im comin back one day (Ive got a sister or two) And Ill be comin back today Oh, it must be since it's from one of the greatest hipster albums of all time, Pavement's Slanted & Enchanted. It makes absolutely no sense but it's somehow a "low fi masterpiece." A fifth grader wrote what now? I'm a pretty big music fan but I'm sometimes puzzled by the elitism of other music fans. I won't go so far as to say that I'm a fan of Nickelback but I actually like them a little bit more as the critical backlash increases. People listen to it because it's catchy and fun. It's not that hard to figure out. Some of the reasons that people don't like them don't even make sense. Like this is a real reach- 3. The hard rock band poser thing doesn't bother me as much because I don't really care for rea hard rock bands all that much. I will agree they seem like a bunch of pussies compared to "real" bands. I don't think they're an "amazing" band by any stretch of the imagination but I think they make music that the kids can relate to.