And, yet, somehow, the Brewers remain four games above .500 and atop the woeful NL Central. I think the one constant these adult drink specialists bring to the table is a consistent ability to defy the Odds - will Teheran? I doubt it but I wouldn't put it past him to give starts that give the team chance to win some games.. Overall, the signing feels very uninspired but, then again, at this stage of the party we are scraping the bottom of the barrel.