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  1. Joseph Zarr
    I started the Dune series of books just upon finishing the epic masterpiece that raked at the Oscars this season. So far, and it's early, it is wonderfully written and easy to read. I'm big into Sci-Fi/Fantasy - have been for a lonnnnnnng time - so it is mildly comical I still hadn't actually read Herbert. I continue to read TheThree-Body Problem by Liu Cixin. It's engaging and really well done. Lastly, tho I am reading several other books (mainly about plants and farming or Naturalist related endeavors), I would share I am reading Sand Talk: How Indigenous Thinking Can Save the World by Tyson Yunkaporta. It's incredible. Edit to Add: Just read a snippet of Joel Shepard's first in that series...seems like a turn right up my Battlestar Gallactica fetish. I'll have to give it a look.
  2. Joseph Zarr

    A random note about the name 'Julio Muchacho':

    When I was first considering the transition from obsessive and creepy lurker in those epic minor league threads of the original Brewer Fan to an actual poster, I was really struggling with a name. Initially, I tried to craft an homage to Marquis Grissom's innate ability to swing and colossally whiff at every off-the-plate slider feigning as a possible pitch over home plate. I found that homage mysterious and challenging. For some reason, unbeknownst to my conscious self, a casual story 'The Rock' shared over a telecast sometime in the 1990-1991 season about then Brewers reliever 'Julio Machado' was milling about my Brewers-themed mind and it sunk its teeth in me. Apparently, Bill revealed at that time, Señor Machado loved to eat iguana. As an adult, having now traveled extensively in Central and South America, this is just not a big deal - not even remotely. BUT, as a suburban 8th grader at that time, I was incredulous.  "Iguanas?!? Whoa." Machado had instantly achieved cult status in my eyes. And, that story had traveled with me in the dusty caverns of my mind ever since.

    So, as I was considering my 'screen name' I became married to an homage to this one-time Brewers reliever, Julio Machado, who had somehow managed to continue occupying a snug place in the archives of my Brewers nostalgia even tho he pitched a mere season with the club! Why did he only pitch one season? During the inquiry, I hit a snag. As I was randomly trying to validate my memory of that same broadcast on the interwebs, I discovered Mr. Machado was expected back with the Crew for the 1992 season but there was a hiccup: he was being investigated for allegedly murdering a secretary in his home country of Venezuela during a traffic dispute (in which, he later claimed, he feared he was being robbed). The iguana story careened to the wayside when learning of this truly unfortunate event. Who knows what truly happened that disastrous evening? I certainly don't. It's just a terrible event any way we look at it and a woman was taken from her life in ways she never imagined. Machado was ultimately released after serving 4 of his 12 year sentence in a Venezuela prison...and, with it, so did the aura of magic surrounding my memory of the 'telecast iguana'. I was defeated. But, I had already committed.

    SO, downtrodden and morose, I simply opted for 'Julio Muchacho'. If I translated it truly and with emotion, it would read: 'Julio, Man!'. What I intended to use, originally, was: 'Julio Machado's Iguana'. ? 

    AND, my friends, that is entirely too much detail behind my screen name. But, what can I say, I began writing this lil piece. I had committed.

  3. Joseph Zarr
    (Just for reference, here are his combined - combine and Pro Day - results. I think the sky is the Limit for this kid in the Packers offense.)
  4. Joseph Zarr
    One of my draft crushes (previously mentioned? Too lazy to look!) Jelani Woods - our legit Marcedes Lewis on steroids TE prospect - at a ripe ripe man statue stature of 6'7" 260 lbs just completed his Pro Day. AND, gents, lemme tell you: IF there ever was a TE that absolutely needed to enter the Packer TE room to parlay with the Big Dog, this is our guy. After submitting his agility and explosive numbers from his Pro Day - and resting at a cool 4.61 40, 24 reps on bench with arms measuring over 34" (crazy!) and other Combine numbers that had rated him the 4th overall TE prospects ever tested since 1987 - is now officially THE most athletic TE ever tested by the RAS metric. That's insane. Must have. What I love about Woods is he is just, and I mean just, tapping into his potential. His first 3 years were nearly all spent 'in line' as a blocking Ace for Oklahoma State. Last season was his first true effort at being a more complete TE: 44 rec, 589 yds, 8 TD's. We already know this man was made for blocking - he has all the tools there. But, now we have a Red Zone and 3rd down target to pair into our up and coming diverse running game.
  5. Joseph Zarr
    True. True. And, I guess, from a similar vantage point Seattle both gets an asset at the most important position in professional football and they off-load a Star player who is due for a new contract by next season - something they surely don't want to deal with or engage given they are literally just starting a purported rebuild. The addendum, I should have added: It's hard to say anything about Jordan Love. We haven't seen enough of him. We don't know how the Packers truly view him and we don't know how he's viewed in the League.
  6. Joseph Zarr
    A few things here: (1) It's clear PFF has Bernhard Raimann quite highly ranked. I really like his game quite a bit but I have a hard time seeing him going Rd. 1. He seems, to me, to be a classic Rd 2 guy. It will be interesting to see where he lands. (2) I think I'm in the minority here (?), but, given the nature of the depth and quality of the Edge in this draft I really am not that into going for David Ojabo. I know he's an extremely talented player and, prior to the achilles, he was a consensus Top 15 pick. But if there's an injury trend I believe I've seen in pro sports, it's the understanding (admittedly, I could be wrong here) there is typicall a prolonged period of recovery to get 'back to where they were' when it comes to those achilles injuries. I don't see Cam Akers as the rule - I see him as the exception. I am at a place, presently, where I would prefer another team takes that gamble. AND, if the Packers happen to grab him up, I'll change that tune right quick. ? (3) J. Love and a 7th seems awfully awfully light for DK Metcalf. However, I'm also capable of saying: What the heck do I know?
  7. Joseph Zarr
    I certainly would be lying if I said I remember Roy Howell or his role on the Brewers - I was a mere 2-6 yo during his stint with the Brew Crew, respectively. BUT, what I do remember of that era is the absolute crisis I faced as a wee 4 yo boy when that 1982 World Series hit. I had somehow become a devout 'fan' of the Cardinals at that young age (a laughable memory now) because of my admiration of Willie McGee and Ozzie Smith. I legit loved those players. I remember sitting before our Zenith television with the odd push button cable box and my two lapel pins, one on each side of the TV, of the Brewers and Cardinals. It was, perhaps, my first 'come to Jesus' moment as a young sports fan. I was crushed when the Brewers lost and I then realized that was my Team come hell or high water. Little did I know then...little did I know...what I was in for as a fan.
  8. Joseph Zarr
    I certainly would be lying if I said I remember Roy Howell or his role on the Brewers - I was a mere 2-6 yo during his stint with the Brew Crew, respectively. BUT, what I do remember of that era is the absolute crisis I faced as a wee 4 yo boy when that 1982 World Series hit. I had somehow become a devout 'fan' of the Cardinals at that young age (a laughable memory now) because of my admiration of Willie McGee and Ozzie Smith. I legit loved those players. I remember sitting before our Zenith television with the odd push button cable box and my two lapel pins, one on each side of the TV, of the Brewers and Cardinals. It was, perhaps, my first 'come to Jesus' moment as a young sports fan. I was crushed when the Brewers lost and I then realized that was my Team come hell or high water. Little did I know then...little did I know...what I was in for as a fan.
  9. Joseph Zarr
    I certainly would be lying if I said I remember Roy Howell or his role on the Brewers - I was a mere 2-6 yo during his stint with the Brew Crew, respectively. BUT, what I do remember of that era is the absolute crisis I faced as a wee 4 yo boy when that 1982 World Series hit. I had somehow become a devout 'fan' of the Cardinals at that young age (a laughable memory now) because of my admiration of Willie McGee and Ozzie Smith. I legit loved those players. I remember sitting before our Zenith television with the odd push button cable box and my two lapel pins, one on each side of the TV, of the Brewers and Cardinals. It was, perhaps, my first 'come to Jesus' moment as a young sports fan. I was crushed when the Brewers lost and I then realized that was my Team come hell or high water. Little did I know then...little did I know...what I was in for as a fan.
  10. Joseph Zarr
    I certainly would be lying if I said I remember Roy Howell or his role on the Brewers - I was a mere 2-6 yo during his stint with the Brew Crew, respectively. BUT, what I do remember of that era is the absolute crisis I faced as a wee 4 yo boy when that 1982 World Series hit. I had somehow become a devout 'fan' of the Cardinals at that young age (a laughable memory now) because of my admiration of Willie McGee and Ozzie Smith. I legit loved those players. I remember sitting before our Zenith television with the odd push button cable box and my two lapel pins, one on each side of the TV, of the Brewers and Cardinals. It was, perhaps, my first 'come to Jesus' moment as a young sports fan. I was crushed when the Brewers lost and I then realized that was my Team come hell or high water. Little did I know then...little did I know...what I was in for as a fan.
  11. Joseph Zarr
    Absolutely. There is only one term...and it is clearly Manfred Man. And, given that, it is clear MLB at large may be blinded by the light in choosing to continue with the 'Zipper'.
  12. Joseph Zarr
    Absolutely. There is only one term...and it is clearly Manfred Man. And, given that, it is clear MLB at large may be blinded by the light in choosing to continue with the 'Zipper'.
  13. Joseph Zarr
    Absolutely. There is only one term...and it is clearly Manfred Man. And, given that, it is clear MLB at large may be blinded by the light in choosing to continue with the 'Zipper'.
  14. Joseph Zarr
    Absolutely. There is only one term...and it is clearly Manfred Man. And, given that, it is clear MLB at large may be blinded by the light in choosing to continue with the 'Zipper'.
  15. Joseph Zarr
    Will be interesting to see what, if anything, he has left in the tank. Sinker Baller if I recall, correctly? But, really a ground ball pitcher who lacks any ability to strike batters out? It's been awhile. But, on a minor league deal take a look and see if there is anything there. Since the first couple games of Spring, the bullpen hasn't exactly been lighting it up as it were.
  16. Joseph Zarr
    Will be interesting to see what, if anything, he has left in the tank. Sinker Baller if I recall, correctly? But, really a ground ball pitcher who lacks any ability to strike batters out? It's been awhile. But, on a minor league deal take a look and see if there is anything there. Since the first couple games of Spring, the bullpen hasn't exactly been lighting it up as it were.
  17. Joseph Zarr
    Will be interesting to see what, if anything, he has left in the tank. Sinker Baller if I recall, correctly? But, really a ground ball pitcher who lacks any ability to strike batters out? It's been awhile. But, on a minor league deal take a look and see if there is anything there. Since the first couple games of Spring, the bullpen hasn't exactly been lighting it up as it were.
  18. Joseph Zarr
    Will be interesting to see what, if anything, he has left in the tank. Sinker Baller if I recall, correctly? But, really a ground ball pitcher who lacks any ability to strike batters out? It's been awhile. But, on a minor league deal take a look and see if there is anything there. Since the first couple games of Spring, the bullpen hasn't exactly been lighting it up as it were.
  19. Joseph Zarr
    Circling back to QB's. Now that Pro Days have progressed, I'm going to go 'on record' and say I see 3 QB's for sure Rd 1 and, now, after UNC maybe 4 Qb's. (1) Malik Willis (2) Matt Corral (3) Kenny Pickett (4) Sam Howell Apparently, Howell really impressed at his Pro Day and he now has 1st Rd buzz. May it be so. Just keep on pumping those QB's everyone. EDIT: I am bumping this mainly because I spoke early and felt only Malik Willis was a surefire. And, well, I spoke early. And, I'm a moron.
  20. Joseph Zarr
    One thing we can agree on: This month of April leading up to the Draft is going to be FUN. I love this time of year and having 4 picks in the top 59 is just an incredible amount of draft Capital for 'The Gute'. He is typically very fun in those first 2 rounds anyhow and has been quite good historically in those higher picks I would argue.
  21. Joseph Zarr
    That Sheets-ism still rings as awkwardly phrased as when it was first spoken. A true wordsmith. Nice thoughts in here and well written. Thanks for sharing.
  22. Joseph Zarr
    Penn State Pro Day today. Gute and team in attendance: I didn't realize Jahan Dotson was so small. I really didn't . For some reason, I thought he was bigger. Regardless, apparently he looked very smooth in drills: One of my favorite Safeties in this draft also showcasing his physique. Man, I LOVE Jaquan Brisker. Built like a LB, moves like a CB. You want to replace Henry Black? Here's our guy: Brandon Smith (PSU ILB) was also in attendance. He looks the part of an NFL LB. He just does. Lots to like there. Apparently he rested on his 4.52 Combine 40. With a 3 cone under 7 seconds, a 10'8" Broad, and a 37.5" vert this kid is plenty plenty athletic to man the middle in the NFL. At 6'3" 244 there's plenty to understand why many in the scouting community have him as a clear Day 2 pick. For a full-scale write-up, visit PFN here: https://www.profootballnetwork.com/penn-state-pro-day-2022-jaquan-brisker-jahan-dotson-shine-in-front-of-decision-makers-for-cowboys-49ers-packers-more/ Edit to Add: I don't know why I failed to mention Ebiketie but, it should go without saying: The Packers were definitely watching his work. He would be a prime 2nd rd Edge target. Their Pro Day coverage is fantastic, btw. Their draft coverage, in general, is really top notch.
  23. Joseph Zarr
    I find the best response to literally any draft is: "Welp, that's over. I guess we'll see in about 3 years."
  24. Joseph Zarr
    This would be an incredible scenario. Of the names mentioned, I would gather to say - at this point - only Willis is a sure fire 1st round pick. We shall see.
  25. Joseph Zarr
    Circling back to TE's. A few updates. (1) The Packers were rumored to be heavily in conversations with rising draft darling and absolute young Marcedes Lewis clone, Jelani Woods, (one of several early Draft crushes - don't worry, this happens every year) at his Pro Day. (2) Another TE draft crush of mine, Jeremy Ruckert, was seen in a walking boot at the OSU Pro Day (eeeeeek!) - an injury he suffered at the Senior Bowl. This is as they say in the bizness: 'No Bueno'. (3) Jalen Wydermyer had an extremely and I mean extremely disappointing Pro Day performance. So much so, that his once major stan, Tony Pauline, now considers the possibility he may go un-drafted. This is an incredible fall from the pedestal he stepped on after his 2019 and 2020 seasons. There were legitimate questions after he showed repeated and careless drop issues this past season but, in a pod with Eric Crocker and Tony Pauline, they confirmed: even his agents have expressed concern. Yikes. Apparently, and I'm not kidding, he jumped a 25" Vert. 25". There are concerns he wouldn't break a 4.9 40. Let me repeat: Yikes. I would simply say: if the Packers were remotely thinking of drafting this kid I sure as heck am hoping they run far far away from that idea after their gamble and failed results with one Jace Sternberger.
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