"his ceiling would be akin to the 1987-1992 version of Paul Molitor."
Mr. Black must live in a single-story house that is 50 feet tall, because that ceiling is impossibly high. You just compared him to a HOF'er at his peak? C'mon man, nobody is buying that comp.
More realistic hopes would be .260/.350/.400 like a poor man's Shin-Soo Choo or something.