There's at least a post or two like this every April Fool's day, and has been pretty much for the 15+ years I've been following this board. It's tradition. Yes. People have spent time and effort creating satirical posts for April Fools day. Not a 2 sentence lie. This was not a joke, this wasn't satire, this wasn't funny in any way shape or form to anyone but the person who wrote it. https://onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/brewers-cubs-toll-april-fools.html I would say you must be fun at parties, but with this personality I doubt you ever get invited.