Link The bolded parts stood out to me. 1. That's such a ridiculous statement to make. Are you telling me Branyan, Gamel, LaPorta, Iribarren and a slew of other minor leaguers couldn't outproduce Slappy right now? What an incredible stupid comment. 2. If they bring him up after the interleague series when he would've been a perfect DH then this management is more incompetent than I thought and I didn't think much of them before.