Get me started on Hallmark Christmas movies at your peril. The S.O. is hooked on them. He hasn't missed a premiere yet this year (thanks to the DVR, since they air on two separate Hallmark channels). I get that it's a form of escapism, and if that's his worst habit, I'm in great shape...but man, they are painfully formulaic, to the point where we created a bingo card several years ago for elements in a Hallmark Christmas movie. Single parent. Workaholic. Loved one died on Christmas or Christmas Eve. Let's bake cookies! Current boy/girlfriend is a jerk. Someone's a soldier, firefighter or police officer. Lacey Chabert, Candace Cameron Bure, or the Winnie Cooper actress. And more and more. And this year they revved up the Christmas machine before Halloween. The brightest side for me is that via some Twitter connections, I learned several years ago that former Brewer Mitch Stetter is in the same boat, only it's his wife who watches all the Hallmark. So we Twitter bonded over that. In other Christmas movie "news," a few years back we stumbled onto this weird, slightly Christmasy bad movie on the ION network (which I'd never heard of before and I don't know if it's even still available in Madison). The movie was originally called Christmas Twister but also appears as F6 Twister. Some part of Texas sustains a crazy tornado outbreak shortly before Christmas, logical fallacies abound and unintentional hilarity ensues. It edges toward Sharknado ridiculousness without the self-awareness that the Sharknado series has developed. I found it on DVD for like 5 bucks on Amazon (as F6 Twister) and sprung for it since we had a sneaking feeling it wouldn't be aired regularly. So we watch it once a year for laughs. Here's a representative scene: