Hawing this is bad very bad, thanks for helping me not work the rest of today. Sorry. But is this thread making anyone smile while on bf.net, for a change? If so, I've done my job. Originally I just needed to get the line "Why must life be so hard!..." out of my head. But here's one of my all time favorites: (Bleeding Gums Murphy on "The Cosby Show") Cliff: Hey kids! Meet Grandpa Murphy! Rudy: But we have three grandpas already. Cliff: This one's a great jazz musician. Rudy: Oh, they all are. Cliff: Oh, oh, you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', so they don't KNOW, what the JAZZ, is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jell-O Pudding Pop. No, actually, it's more like Kodak film. No, actually, jazz is like the New Coke - it'll be around forever. Heh heh heh.