I think it's just weird. Say you like some chick, she's cute, nice bod, you finally get invited over to her place, and she's got like 1,000 unicorn figurines around her place. I would be out of there in a minute, because that's just plain crazy. I equate this story about the "youngster" to a chick like that. I'm not going to stay I haven't collected a couple of balls. I have a Corey Hart from last year's season ticket promotion, a Yovani Gallardo this year from the same promo (they had some leftover from last year, so I asked for one), and one signed by my cousin who is a Major League umpire. That's it.