Thank you, Nottso! 23 injured, though since so many of them were hurt just running scared, and because of human error, it really is a bit of a hollow victory. Still. . . "I felt anguish and helplessness for the people trapped there, not knowing how to get out," said Jesus Lecumberri, 20, a student with several years' experience running at Pamplona and other bull-running festivals. A little late for that, Jesus. The best way to get out of that circumstance is to join me on my couch next year and mock the dopes who put their thoraxes and rectums at risk. Lecumberri said he had charged in to the entrance alongside the first bull, but saw the pileup and quickly dived into a ground-level hatch built into the passage specifically to provide an escape route from situations like this. Really? They built escape tunnels to be used during this festival? This is like a video game. Javier Sesma, a health spokesman for Navarra province, said two of the 23 injured people were gored by bulls and that the others were hurt in the stampede. Sesma said one runner, a 19-year-old Spaniard from Vitoria city, was seriously injured when his thorax was crushed, causing him to stop breathing at the bull ring entrance. An Irish citizen also had problems breathing because of the weight of people on top of him. "His situation remains very grave, but he appears to be evolving favorably," Sesma said of the Spaniard. "We are hopeful. His life was at risk, but he is now more stable." Hopefully he'll evolve from a Neanderthal into a person who doesn't get off on being part of an event that celebrates the torture and stabbing of animals. The American gored Saturday is a 35-year-old from Cleveland, Ohio, who is being identified only by the initials I.L., hospital officials said. A 19-year-old Spaniard from the city of Azpeitia was gored in an armpit during the 928-yard (850-meter) dash through Pamplona's narrow streets, a statement said. The American was undergoing surgery Saturday afternoon after suffering a "rectal perforation," the Navarra government, which organizes the annual festivities, said in a statement. Rectal perforation! Awesome! That AP writer had to love getting that diagnosis into the story. And you really have to hand it to those bulls. Amid the chaotic rush through the streets, with all the screaming and running and people everywhere, as these animals are being driven to their death, they can still lock in on a target and hit their spot. Johnny Hellweg could learn a thing or two from these bulls. Still, that I.L. is going to have quite a story to tell for the next 50 years while he's out shopping for colostomy bags, and in the shower room of the health club. Tomorrow's the last day of the festival, and while the bulls have scored a few hits, they still trail pretty badly in this match. We'll see if they can end it on a high note. There's still a LOT of sweaty, unshaven runners to skewer.