- I heard that Bill Hall was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon Bill Hall taught the whole town how to turn a double play. - In a 'fight-to-the-death' cagematch between Chuck Norris and Steven Segal, Bill Hall would prevail. - Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a BillHallarchy. - Bill Hall does not get frostbite. Bill Hall bites frost. - Bill Hall can slam a revolving door. - Bill Hall doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - When Bill Hall does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down. - Bill Hall counted to infinity - twice. - Bill Hall is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right arms. - Bill Hall doesn't go shopping, shops go Bill Halling. - When Bill Hall was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he hit the store so hard with his bat it became a Wendy's. - When Bill Hall calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. - Bill Hall CAN believe it's not butter. - When taking the SAT, write "Bill Hall" for every answer. You will score over 8000. - Bill Hall has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2003 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. - Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Bill Hall. - Bill Hall played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. These are my favorites...