Ralph Wiggum
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Cappy is pitching well, but I wouldn't go so far as to annoit him the ace of the staff just yet. He's working his way to that honor with each Ben Sheets DL day, though. -
ok, man on 2nd with nobody out. If Camel (my new name for this kid) gets out of this, he gets immediate induction into the Harry Houdini HOF. I don't know about you guys, but in my opinion the Brewers are getting beat by themselves, not Camel.
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Agreed...now there are calls for Zack Jackson. Rookie pitchers are basically rookie pitchers. This rotation needs a nice heap of Rick Helling. It also needs an ace that isn't injury prone.
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Eveland really wasn't horrid today. The Brewers inability to get to a wild rookie lefty is dooming them. Hamels has been doing it with smoke and mirrors.
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dang it Corey...should have bunted there.
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I'm starting to miss Brady at the top of the order. Rickie isn't real great at taking pitches.
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dang David Bell...almost wish Bell would have walked to bring up A-Gone.
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Look, it's Chase Utley... walking back to the dugout after striking out on Eveland's junk. At least Eveland has settled a little bit. That, or he's getting pretty good smoke and mirrors action.
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He's young and left-handed. This is basically par for the course so far.
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Three innings, 68 pitches. Ouch. If Dana doesn't have a clean fourth, it could be Demaria time early on.
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ha...double play! Eveland fends off the long relievers for one more inning
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- Hitting with Bill Hall on MLB 2006 makes the X-Box implode. - Bill Hall is the only man in history to turn an unassisted quadruple play. - Bill Hall corks his bat with Kryptonyte to create an equal playing field. - A cow's Nirvana is being made into a baseball that may be hit by Bill Hall's bat. - For Geoff Jenkins' birthday, instead of bringing a stripper into the clubhouse, the rest of the team convinced Bill Hall to show Geoff his bicep. - Bill Hall performed a Cardassian mind-meld on Javon Walker yesterday, convincing Walker to never speak ill of Brett Favre again, who is Bill Hall's son. - John Holmes breaks in Bill Hall's jocks. - Bill Hall once hit an inside-the-park home run after hitting a medicine ball with a wiffle bat. - Rickey Henderson, breaking a streak of 25 years of referring to himself in the 3rd person, has begun calling himself "Bill Hall". - Very few know that the Red Sox offered a clone of Ted Williams in a straight up trade for Bill Hall in February, but Doug Melvin flat out refused it. Theo Epstein attributed the trade denial to the ghost of Babe Ruth striking again, but there's no way that's true. Babe is too scared of Bill Hall to even appear in the same sentence as him. - Bill Hall's contract has an incentive clause simply labeled "stud fees".
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Yeah, its too early in the morning for me to be original.
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- I heard that Bill Hall was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon Bill Hall taught the whole town how to turn a double play. - In a 'fight-to-the-death' cagematch between Chuck Norris and Steven Segal, Bill Hall would prevail. - Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a BillHallarchy. - Bill Hall does not get frostbite. Bill Hall bites frost. - Bill Hall can slam a revolving door. - Bill Hall doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - When Bill Hall does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down. - Bill Hall counted to infinity - twice. - Bill Hall is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right arms. - Bill Hall doesn't go shopping, shops go Bill Halling. - When Bill Hall was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he hit the store so hard with his bat it became a Wendy's. - When Bill Hall calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. - Bill Hall CAN believe it's not butter. - When taking the SAT, write "Bill Hall" for every answer. You will score over 8000. - Bill Hall has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2003 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. - Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Bill Hall. - Bill Hall played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. These are my favorites...
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Usually I would have shrugged it off, but he basically ruined an entire message board single-handedly. Has he attempted to apologize or explain himself at all?
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Well, I hate to say I told you so...but... markwitx did horrible, horrible things on the ESPN board, which basically sent me here permanently. When I saw that he had started posting here, it upset me. I called him Fox a couple times in IGT (by the way, he did the same crap with posting each play in seperate threads on ESPN, which drove everyone there nuts), and I was emailed by both Mark and Brian the Automator saying that I was out of line, and that Mark had changed his ways, was sorry and just wanted to be a cool Brewer fan again. Then today (although 2006brewers did have a few troll-like posts before today) the Fox returned. I can't say I'm surprised, as I called this and warned Brian months ago. Once a troll, always a troll.
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I make the official suggestion that Brian delete this thread, and 2006brewers be banished to the gates of Wrigley (i.e. Hell).
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http://www.othersteve.com/images/troll.jpg http://pics.bikerag.com/Uploads/data/500/258Troll_spray.jpg
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I woud imagine creating a post like this, if it is a flat-out lie, would be grounds for immediate removal from the site, and this thread terminated. But that's just me.
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5/5/06 Brewers (Capuano) @ Dodgers (Lowe), 9:40 PM CST
Ralph Wiggum replied to wOOgiE22's topic in Archived Game Threads
Geez...9:40 start? I'll never be able to stay up for that! I'll be zonked before the 5th inning. By the way, I'm only 25. Pathetic, huh? -
After reading through last night's game thread, I feel like poking my eyes out with a shish-kabob skewer. Among the typical IGT posts, including "Go 'Lil Ben" and "Prince definitely doesn't suck" was the return of a certain Mr. Negativity, who had seemingly made like "Joey" and went into hiatus during this past winning streak. However, as Benny began getting shelled, there was our favorite poster, ready to annoit Chris Capuano as the staff savior, and vehimently defending his stance to anyone who questioned it. I'm all for freedom of speech, but there are a few posters here who have been given multiple chances to clean up their acts, and they have refused. When questioned, they continue to repeat that they are standing up for the realist. That argument only goes so far...
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4/26/06 Braves (Sosa) @ Brewers (Sheets), 12:05 PM CST
Ralph Wiggum replied to wOOgiE22's topic in Archived Game Threads
Was Prince's hit through the huge hole that the Braves make when they put on that moronic shift for him? -
4/26/06 Braves (Sosa) @ Brewers (Sheets), 12:05 PM CST
Ralph Wiggum replied to wOOgiE22's topic in Archived Game Threads
Haha...Bobby Cox is dumb! -
4/26/06 Braves (Sosa) @ Brewers (Sheets), 12:05 PM CST
Ralph Wiggum replied to wOOgiE22's topic in Archived Game Threads
Again Cox goes to the lefty, thinking he is getting a favorable match-up. Teach him Prince, teach him. -
4/26/06 Braves (Sosa) @ Brewers (Sheets), 12:05 PM CST
Ralph Wiggum replied to wOOgiE22's topic in Archived Game Threads
Is it bad that I trust a slow-footed 36-year-old career third baseman at 2B more than I trust our extremely athletically-gifted 23-year-old phenom? http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/frown.gif
