I was joking about the light-hitting part. The KID could mash at 18. But really, given his competitive nature (stories of him shagging groundballs for hours before school in Miami....everyday), are we really that surprised? I will admit that since A-Rod was using, all but a very select few are fair game. As mentioned earlier, this has to make Frank Thomas a HoFer, and possibly a first-ballot. His numbers are beyond reproach, as are Ken Griffey Jr's.