I laughed out loud when I read this. It fits one of my housemates PERFECTLY, except that she watches The CW, TLC, and the History Channel. It's really kind of irritating, but it would REALLY feel like a slap in the face if she actually got the grades the rest of us do. I honestly wonder how in the world she got into school here at Madison. I have another friend who got by in high school purely by smarts, not by effort. Now, in college, he skips class all the time, and expects my friends and I to help him out when he misses, including things like letting him copy assignments. (He actually got caught for having someone else do a final project for him for a class because he just didn't feel like doing it.) He had also planned a week-long cruise with his parents 2 weeks before spring break. Talk about planning that for a good time. And then he talked to a couple professors who are going to give exams that week, and they actually gave him permission to take the exams at a different time. On top of all this, he came up to me a few weeks ago and said he literally had no money, an empty bank account, and no food, because he was waiting for the paperwork on a new loan to go through. A friend of mine loaned him $100 for a week, but my thoughts were, you didn't know you were this low on cash two weeks ago? And then, if you're that low on money, why are your parents paying for you to go on a cruise rather than for you to go to school? (They ended up canceling the cruise because his dad is now in the hospital with a somewhat serious condition. I feel sorry for him for his dad's troubles, but for nothing else.) Sorry to rant, but it is very irritating that people like this with no work ethic and no common sense will earn undergrad degrees from UW-Madison just like I will.