AJ Burnett is like the hot but psycho girl who the guys all fawn over until they realize she's psycho. At that point, only a few decent guys hover around her, thinking they can "fix" her. Burnett has a million-dollar arm and a ten-cent head. Oh, and his throwing mechanics will probably lead to his arm falling off at some point in the near future. But, hey, yeah, give him $100 million guaranteed. BRILLIANT!