Rickrolling is an obnoxious internet meme. And from here on out, if it's done anywhere outside of the Off-Topic forum (not that I encourage it there), I deem it as trolling and will respond accordingly.
I'd like to posit that Suppan deserves the remainder of his contract solely on the condition that he agrees not throw a single pitch for the next two years.
At no point in Suppan's career did he have any business commanding a 4-year/$42 million contract. Not two years ago, not right now, and sure as hell not two years from now. Disastrous.
Because usually the game is kinda out of reach and they don't want to unnecessarily use a bullpen arm? I dunno. Your guess is as good as mine. Not complaining about DeFelice being in there though.