MSC, you had me crying with these two. Anyway, In the official version of the baseball records, all of them are marked with asterisks. The text next to the asterisk reads "this record exists only because Bill Hall has not yet chosen to break it". Steroids inject Bill Hall. A catcher once tried to block the plate in front of Bill Hall. This is now known as the worst mistake in baseball history. There was no crying in baseball....until Bill Hall joined the Brewers. Now it's a regular occurence. Whenever a first baseman is seen conversing with Bill Hall, he is simply apologizing for him for consuming Bill's oxygen. When playing catcher, Bill Hall doesn't wear a cup. Baseballs can't dent steel.