Here's my shot. Once, a long, long time ago We were told, "This is how it goes" As I watched our Central lead dwindle I glanced at the dugout to see if a fire kindled As I watched Johnny beat Ned down I asked myself, "Who is this clown" Right then he came out to the mound "You got enough left?" he said with a frown He left his guy in for one more batter 6-0 leads are sure to get fatter "Stay the course," Ned said with a smile The day the Brewers died Bye bye another ball on the fly Ned went back to the bullpen But the bullpen went dry All the fans get drunk, sit around and cry Why Ned, why oh why? I say Why Ned, why oh why?