The thing is, we need to find more veteran losers. People who had 1000+ posts at now defunct Brewers forums of the past. That know how to lose, and can impart that losing knowledge on the rest of us. Yeah, we have some vets here, but we need a few more to put us over the top Look at all of the worst sites around the internet. They all have one thing in common, they weren't afraid to go out and sign that marquee loser, even if they had to overpay for him. I mean, that Anime discussion board got that one guy who was convicted possession of child pornography. Sure, they had to pay a lot to get him, but I don't exactly think they'll be complaining about that move when you consider where he has helped them go. Do you see the Final Fantasy chat room complaining about how much they spent to get that guy with five restraining orders against him and a mountain of unpaid child support? I don't think so. You guys all have such a non-defeatist attitude from previous regimes. Well, I'm here to tell you that this is a new age, and we have a lot of new energy pumped into losing now. New life has been breathed into the organization and it's time to suck. I'm going to do my part now by going and alphabetizing my thimble collection. I hope the rest of you are willing to take the call and step it up.