Move to the South, Splitter. In rural areas down here, you'll hear even educated people mispronounce all kinds of words. I'm not talking about pronouncing it with a drawl, I'm talking about mixing the order of two syllables. What really bugs me about speech is when grown people refer to their parents with baby nicknames like Daddy and Mommy. That, and the phrase "more importantly" when we deal with facts, which cannot act. One may act importantly, facts cannot act, thus they are "more important" rather than "more importantly". Also, I hate unnecessary apostrophes, they drive me nuts. At a gas station, I saw them selling "banana's - 3/$1". What do these bananas own? Also, I hate when you drive by a house and they have some wooden sign outside that they probably bought at a fair or a mall kiosk that welcomes you to "The Johnson's". No, it's "Johnsons" - you don't need an apostrophe to pluralize everything - only if it's shortened, such as shortening "Athletics" to "A's". In theory, you could replace "Johnsons" with "J's" if you really wanted to use that form of punctuation so badly. What's really funny is that I looked up "unnecessary apostrophe on google while I typed this and found "banana's"-related article on wikipedia: Apostrophes used incorrectly to form plurals are known as greengrocers' apostrophes (or grocers' apostrophes, or sometimes humorously greengrocers apostrophe's). It is believed that the term was first coined in the middle of the twentieth century by a teacher of languages working in Liverpool in the United Kingdom, at a time when such mistakes were common in the handwritten signs and advertisements of greengrocers, e.g., "Apple's 1'- a pound, orange's 1'6d a pound". In recent years, however, this misuse has become increasingly frequent in other forms of advertisement, particularly those of small businesses, e.g., from Hackney Market in London, UK: "Christma's Card's"[citation needed]. The practice comes from a widespread ignorance of the use of the apostrophe or of English grammar in general and the identical sound of the plural and possessive forms of most nouns. The reasons for the growth of the phenomenon are unknown. Some have argued that its use in mass communication by poorly educated employees of large companies has led to the less grammatically able accepting it as correct and adopting the habit themselves.