Last year my wife treated me to a surprise game at Miller Park for my 30th birthday, including a tour of Miller Park before the game. We had some time to spend before the tour started, so we hit the Fan Zone. There was a huge line of people getting autographs, packed around the table so I could not see who was signing. I asked an employee, who said it was Bill Hall. I turned to my wife and exclaimed, "Ohhh. The object of my man-crush." I bought a ball and stood in line for the autograph while my wife continued to brouse the store. After we left she told me that the employee I had spoke to pointed me out to another employee while saying, "Dude. I think that guy is gay and is in love with Bill Hall." He's half right. (edited for grammer)