6/29/06 Brewers (Gonzalez) @Cubs (Prior) 1:20 pm CDT

[mastershake76]

Wow, Ned, just look at what lovely things sometimes happen when you pinch hit a guy who can hit a little bit for a guy who can not hit a little bit.

[olliegjw]

Maybe that's why Gross has been starting over Brady lately. At least that's why he'll be starting in Center tomorrow.

[honuswagner21]

Wow...I almost had to go all Michael Bolton on the office fax machine here. Good thing Gabe saved it.

[sheethead]

Whew. I was able to swallow the vomit before it squirted out.

 

I almost moellered myself I was laughing so hard.

[mastershake76]

Hey, matty is all better from his bout with the salad tongs! good to hear.

[adamb100]

What a great way to start the inning, hit a player.

[Riebes24]

I swear to God, if there are any salad tongs excuses thrown out there by Wise...http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/mad.gif

 

Is it too early to write off this lead?

[mastershake76]

Take that Ronny Cedeno, you son of a...

[sheethead]

Mike Maddux should get in there and throw a couple innings. No one else can.

 

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/mike_maddux_autograph.jpg

[Team Canada]

Where did the old Matt Wise go? This guy sucks.

[sweepscc]

Forget the hitting, the bullpen makes me want to vomit.

[davemakovec]

It's nice to see Yost pinch-hit for a moeller hitter when we need runs, but now I'm worried about seeing our bullpen out there.

 

Well, here we go again...

[mastershake76]

Criminy! Hank White is sticking it up our rears these last two games. Someone go tap him on the shoulder and remind him that he stinks.

[brewerjamie15]

NIce. Blanco just hurt us a little bit. Wise is obviously unable to control his stuff well today so I can see why Yost would keep going with him. Meh. Maybe I should take another nap.

[honuswagner21]

Yup...Wise sounds fully healed. He also sounds like he has regained his form after having some rough outings in June.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/eyes.gif

[adamb100]

5-3 but we get a run in exchange.

[Riebes24]

And this leads us to the query of the day:

 

Who sucks worse? Kolb or Wise?

 

Answer:

 

It's a tie!

[JoeH33]

Guess that works.

[mastershake76]

Jeez, I'm looking at our bullpen stats on MLB.com right now....that ERA column looks like a bunch of figure skating scores or something.

[AJAY]

Wise got a bunch of ground balls. One of them found a hole. It happens.

[Team Canada]

That's better.

[adamb100]

In fairness, Kolb sucks worse since Kolb gave up the lead + more.

 

Wise gave up 1 lousy run.

[sweepscc]

in one inning. We still got a few more to go. I hope that ratio doesn't keep up.

[davemakovec]

Matt Murton does a pretty good Chad Moeller impression. It's nice to see that kind of production come from the other team.

[brewerjamie15]

I guess debating the suckiness of our pitchers is going to happen but just remember that there are no other options to speak of.