The Drunk Thread 1½

[don1481]

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sorry, that was not something that should be on brewerfan I was really drunk tho.

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Well ya coulda PMed it to mehttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[don1481]

I have returned to the drunk thread!

 

I'm piled. Very piled.

 

And I am going out with a girl on Saturday http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

Be jealous. Very, very jealous.

 

EDIT: I saw that I posted after I got back from the bar last night... and I was, um, worried... needless to say I didn't say anything terribly stupid. What a relief!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

[heresrobin]

But Don, without a smiley emoticon, how will this girl know when you've finished a sentence or made a joke?

 

I'm just messing with you. I'm just jealous and I wish I had your guts, and your enery for going out drinking during the week. Good luck this Saturday I guess.

[don1481]

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I'm just jealous and I wish I had your guts, and your enery for going out drinking during the week.

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Well I think I might have to go out again tonight!

 

Work? What's that??

[milwaukeesportsfan]

Had a bad experience last night with a scary combination of Qdoba, Jameson, and PBR. I think it's like in Batman where the Joker combined hairspray, lipstick, and Monistat 77 to kill thousands.

[don1481]

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Had a bad experience last night with a scary combination of Qdoba, Jameson, and PBR.

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No offense but... WELL DUH!!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif

 

Be like me and stick to the basic booze groups:

 

Jack + Coke

Miller Lite

Leinies

Guinness

 

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[M Skjellyfetti]

Haha...Don, you and GP should get together and create the Booze Pyramid, complete with suggested daily servings and the like.http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/roll.gif

[And That]

A liter of Tangueray does no good make, and may you all learn from my last Saturday night. And tonight, Stoli Bloody Marys and Guiness with nothing to eat during the day. Ack. Let's listen to some music and skip class tomorrow...

[don1481]

I swear I live on this thread...

 

Maybe GP and I really should put together the Booze Pyramidhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

[brewerjamie15]

....uuuuhhh- don1481 I hereby challenge you to attend our BF.Net winter meetings. As you can see by my time of post, I like to have a good time,and I'll even give you a ride to and possibly fro.

Clear your calander, say you'll go, and attend.

I'll hand you your first beer.

[homer]

Ladies and gentlemen.......Homer is plowed.

[brarian]

Why is this thread so hard to find?

 

1) How great is Ricky Henderson?

2) As a Red Soxc fan, how great is it to not listne to Pedro's stupid inmjury p[roblenms even in the off season?

3) What's the greatest Cheap trick song? (The one that's on!)

 

THE DREAM POLICE- THEY LIVE INSIDEA MY HEAD!

[brewstew2]

TIME TO [bLANK] THE DONUTS

[BuckyTuba]

i'm sorry, but i unburied this thread.

 

kinda wated on a thursday night...... sick of listening to my roommate and his girlfriend knock on the wall that our bedrooms share.... spring training starts in 1 week..... hopefully i won't have to deal with this crap if my roomie decides to call up the 18 year old that he's been nursing in his "farm system".

[Getpaddled]

Its friday, im drinking, just got done with a power hour, and im ready to roll, Can you tell, that I like to use the comma, a lot? I figured I would throw in one question mark, or anything to make it not all commas, comma sense right? Crap, there goese another questions mark, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Brian the Automator]

[ sick of listening to my roommate and his girlfriend knock on the wall that our bedrooms share... ]

 

Tell them to go around.

[Getpaddled]

I samed a hard one really soft tonight, had wisky, beer, wine, and some weird shots that were put in front of me. I did a reverse yagor bomb,, a shot of red bull filled with yagor. Yagor is a good guy, id like to meet him. To bad Yagor wasn't pink. I like pink. id drink pink booze all the time. Im trying realy hard to stay up. Im but not working oto well.

[don1481]

GP, your stories never cease to amaze me.

 

I have stories from tonight, too, but I really don't think that you'd like to hear...http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

[BuckyTuba]

so i went to a gangsta party last night. met a beautiful woman.................. SHE'S A CUB FAN THOUGH! dilemma.

[burniebrewer]

so i went to a gangsta party last night.

 

There are many punchlines for this. Unfortunately, none suitable for this website.

[don1481]

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SHE'S A CUB FAN THOUGH! dilemma.

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Show her the way, Buckyhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

She will see the light.

[brewerjamie15]

I here by challenge all of you for Kingship of the drunk thread. It's 3:30am on a sunday night ok, Monday morning) I accidenatally got locked into a bar till now. I'm a buzesd up. so go ahead and challenge me. I'm Taking ofer this place. over I mean. Nevermiand. not ofer,that's wrong spelling.

I'm going to bed now and I'll Tell you tomorrow. How I'

m buzzed up.

[Brian the Automator]

[ I here by challenge all of you for Kingship of the drunk thread. ]

 

The ballots are in, and here's the winner:

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[Worm8181]

Ok im koed, or gped, whichever you choose. other then that nothing new. um. ok now im really thinking to find something to write. nothing coming , so later. man

[Worm8181]

oh ya i remeber. a friend of mine on his 21 birthday blew a .38ish ahnd rising. nothing like spendign 21 in detox.