08/01/2004 - Brewers (Sheets) vs. Pirates (Wells)

[Vgmastr]

Yost PHs Helms for Branyan. $&*#^@ moron.

[wisconsinbadgers]

we got one back.......come on russel and lyle

[Diskono]

*** Helms pinch hitting?

[rluzinski]

So, even though branyan hit's lefties just fine, he pinch hits the pathetic Helms for him?

 

Yost is an IDIOT.

[batman]

Double-play grounder from Jenkins, but thanks to Jack Wilson they only got one out.

 

Now Branyan, who kills lefties, is up. What do you do?

 

Pinch hit with Mr. Whoopee, of course.

 

~Bill

[Fike85]

HELMS?

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(edit: horizontal scroll bars suck ~batman)

[tomwopat]

jeez... if we were an average team offensively the score would be something like 293493-5 right now.

[batman]

So freaking clutch.

 

Unbelievable.

 

~Bill

[Fike85]

BRANYON WAS PLAYING WELL!!! WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU PH HELMS?

 

P.S. Nice going, Helms.

[panthernick]

I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone lubricate the steps to the dugout. I hate Helms. Maybe his dumba** will slip and fall again

[wisconsinbadgers]

thanks alot helms........he sucks

[Vgmastr]

Yost is so freakin' clueless it defies description.

[brettac1]

That's F'N sad right there.

[panthernick]

Wow, we are lucky we got one. This is sad. Bases loaded with none out and we are "lucky" to get one. God help me

 

 

ps. Anyone else notice the chick on this commercials name is "Lisa Lisa?"

[MachMeister5]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[batman]

The only way this could get better is if Helms commits an error in his two innings of work at third.

 

If you need any more confirmation that Yost wasn't lying when he said he didn't look at stats, there it was.

 

~Bill

[950opsLHcatcher]

Sweet Lord Jesus.

 

That's my second SLJ today.

 

Bullocks.

[rluzinski]

Yost is just so stupid.

 

Yost: "Ummm duhhhh.... helms is a righty, Branyan is a lefty.. mmm dehhh Helms should hit."

 

Branyan vs lefties, last 3 years: .937 OPS

Helms vs lefties, last 3 years: .800 OPS

 

It's shame managers can make such blatently stupid mistakes, but teh media is equally stupid and will never call them out. Come on Drew Olson, prove me wrong.

[endaround]

I was really hoping Yost would be smart and hit Helms for Jenkins where it would make sense. But Grieve might have gotten another AB then and we couldn't have that.

[rluzinski]

I don't even want the Brewers to win anymore. A team stupid enough to have Yost as a manager doesn't deseve to win.

[MachMeister5]

Now!

[endaround]

So in Milwaukee Simon apparently hits anything that moves.

[Fike85]

You know you suck when there is a GOOD chance you will not score whith the Bases loaded and nobody out. We should have cracked this game WIDE OPEN last inning, but we only get on F***ING RUN!

 

By the Way, did anyone notice how Yost went nuts last night when Wes Helms did not get that double play late in the game?

[batman]

Mike Adams is a freaking beast.

 

~Bill

[Fike85]

OKAY, BUNT HIM TO 3rd, SAC FLY, TIE GAME!!!