Let alone all of the other garbage contained in this joke of an "article", this quote is the one that made me completely write it off after only a paragraph or two... "The sample-taker got Braun’s urine at a playoff game last year, and then tried to send it via Federal Express to the lab. When the FedEx office was closed, he did what sample-gatherers always do. He put it in a fridge in his basement and sent it off two days later, on a Monday." The guy can't even get the most simple facts straight. Even the collector himself stated that the sample sat in a rubbermaid container in his basement, not a fridge. Get a life Greg Couch.