Here's my ridiculous idea. Granted this is in my fantasy land where the players go along with it, which probably wouldn't ever happen, but... Forget about starting pitchers. We don't have any, so let's stop pretending that we do. I say pitch every game by committee. Stop calling them relievers, closers, starters, etc. Just treat every guy like you now treat a reliever. Everyone on the pitching staff pitches 1, 2 or 3 innings. Use like seven pitchers a game, and just use them more often. They shouldn't be throwing more than 40 pitches a night so they shouldn't be throwing anymore innings than they do now. I am still kinda drunk. Off to bed.