1. Yuniesky Betancourt, "Batter Nine You Sucky": I really don't know whether or not he is a lazy ballplayer, but his entire game reeks of a player who just doesn't listen or put effort into his game. Everybody here is probably putting him here for the same reasons(s)(s) I am. 2. Mark Kotsay: I can't stand players who seem to get by only on the adage that they are "good clubhouse guys, grizzled veterans, or professional ballplayers". He doesn't hit any better than Carlos Gomez and he's worse in the field than Ryan Braun. 3. Josh Wilson: He's a AAA ballplayer who is playing in the majors. He's not good in the field and his bat is hardly better than YuBet's. He is the definition of replacement level, that "mythical" player that can be, and has been, acquired for nothing more than a bag of balls. 4. Casey McGehee: I cheer for Casey McGehee, and I really like the guy. He was always tough to watch in the field (which was only compounded by the praise he often received from announcers), but now he seems to have completely lost it at the plate as well. On the flip side, my favorite players to watch are (1) Rickie Weeks, (2) Nyjer Morgan, and (3) John Axford. Honorable mentions go to Mark DiFelice and Zack Greinke.