I believe in Prince, the Hart, Brauny, the small t-plush, Yo's curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Tony LaRussa are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, long distance home-runs, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep October celebrations that last through November. Go Brewers, I Believe!! Modified Speed from Crash Davis in Bull Durham