Maybe Moneyball Man thinks it's just a matter of poking her with a stick and out pops the kid! What, that's not how they do it? In fact, for our first, my wife went into labor about 4am, but before getting her to the hospital, I: - showered - stopped at Walgreens for cheap cigars (only place open) - stopped at Burger King for cheap breakfast (only place open) - found a great parking spot at the hospital And by 11am, bingo. Doesn't it always work like this? http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif