Only thing better Than a haiku thread is a Russell Branyan thread Brewers trade Mench for Player to be named later: Ryan Langerhans! Another ball four The batter jogs to first base "Villanueva..." Kruk on the Pirates: First place at the end of May! Which drug is he on? Ben Sheets strained his groin, Did not miss a single start. Sheets is not our ace! Cappy bruised his knee, Will not miss single start Still Sheets threads on here Haikus are not easy When you are very sleepy Yay finger counting Invoke Langerhans I know you're ripping me off And I'm a mod... pwned! Done brushing my teeth One more haiku left in me This is not that one Haikus written? Ten Crew will win by ten tonight I guarantee it