Cue the "I'd be drinking too if I was on this years Brewers squad" joke. Seriously though, no excuse for this, get a driver, get a cab, call someone in the bullpen (at least they would be good for something). I understand making stupid decisions when you've had too much to drink (believe me I've had my fair share), but there is no excuse when you go out to not have a plan on how you are getting home that doesn't involve driving drunk. Especially when money is not an issue. All we can hope for is this is a wake up call, as you know this is most likely not the first time he has done this, just the first time he has gotten caught. Every time I feel this team has hit rock bottom something worse happens. Did not think it could get worse than the first half of last year, but they have definitely attempted to prove me wrong.