It's all becoming clear to me. See, God saw that the pathetic Brewer fans were all excited to be ONLY a game under .500 in July. He chuckling to himself that while he knew he created mandkind flawed and weak, he didn't think they would ever resort to cheering on the personofication of "failure." To teach us a valuable lesson he decided to test our wills. Thank gosh for beer, else I would be completely broken.