To the person who stole my grill at opening day on Friday... I hope you needed it more than me. I hope you realize I cannot afford to replace it. I hope you know you are responsible for my lack of steak eating this summer. I hope you know you've ruined my trust of tailgaters. I hope you were a Cubs' fan. I hope you really, really enjoy it. If you sell it, I hope you buy something useful, like a conscience. If you see this post, and are feeling guilty, it's not too late to leave it at my house anonymously. PM me from a friend's email or something and i'll give you my address. Thanks all for this chance to vent.