I, like many others, don't find Paris Hilton to be attractive at all. The extreme thinness (almost sickly), the Ann Carroll nose, the speculated drug habit, and every STD under the sun just doesn't do it for me. Sorry. As for this actual case, it's more bizarre than anything else. The past two days saw a huge drop in the stock market, the launch of a space shuttle, and a computer glitch that shut down air travel everywhere along the East coast, and this was the story on all of the news networks all day today. Following the line of cars from the courthouse to the correctional facility by helicopter was just absurd. She's getting what she deserves, though. Despite what a few of the pundits on Fox News were saying today, she's not getting 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license. She's getting 45 days for blatantly violating her probation twice after a DUI and completely disregarding the authority of the legal system. Ann Coulter actually proposed that they fine her $50,000 instead of sending her to jail, which is absurd -- this is a multi-billion dollar heiress we're talking about. 50 grand is a drop in the bucket for her. She's like a spoiled little kid -- you punish spoiled little kids by taking away what is most important to them. To Paris, her autonomy is what is most important to her...maybe by taking away her freedom for a month, she'll get the point. Not likely, but the odds are better than if you just make her daddy cut a check.