I remember watching B.J. Surhoff walking off Cleveland in 1995ish. I was with my mom, dad and two brothers in the County Stadium bleachers. There was a fat old guy sitting behind us, he came back to his seat with like 6 hot dogs in his hands, forgot that he had two hot dogs in his back pockets and sat on them and we all heard "Aww, man, I squished my hot dogs." Literally everyone within ear shot started laughing because it truly was the funniest thing ever and my dad was pissed and thought we were all disgusting for laughing.