Not a baseball story but my brother was in 8th grade basketball and I was in 7th grade. Our games would typically be played back to back. My team played first and then his would play after. So I'm in the stands watching his game and the coach's son is on his team. So one of the guys passes his son the ball on the wing, maybe 5 feet in front of the 3 point line, nobody is guarding him because the other team knows he sucks. What does the kid do? He shuffles his feet, no joke, maybe 20 times to get behind the 3 point line to shoot. The ref blows the whistle, takes the whistle out of his mouth and audibly laughs at how ridiculous the whole sequence was. I later got a technical from the same ref because my brother took a charge and he called a block and I called him out on his ******** call.