The Drunk Thread 1½

[don1481]

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I've decided that I'm going on the wagon for a week or two.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Getpaddled]

There is a hugh ski show in rapids this weekend. THe BARS know this. There are 2 differnet Wet T shirt contests .. one at 10pm at one bar and another at 12 at another bar. Easy night to get GP'd. By the way.... shrts do come off. Went to this last year. Love those out of city chicks. Fresh meat every year. Yeah Baby

 

more nipples to look at!! http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/smile.gif

[brewerjamie15]

GP- I've met you before. There's NO WAY I'm going to any bar to see you water down, and then remove clothing. Sorry, but you can only push a guy so far, no matter how much beer there is.

[And That]

You know, 7 and 7's are good.

[Getpaddled]

im not gonna lie... im drunk... and I saw a lot .... I mean a LOT of ******* tonight.... wow..... I thought this only happened on TV... what a great night... GPD.............................................. with a lot of dots

[SenatorShriv]

Well, I hate to bring everyone down here, but I'm proud of myself for going my first night without drinking in a little over two months. My liver, girlfriend, and energy level were all calling for a break. 2 or 3 days away from booze should be a nice little detox for me to get me pumped up again to finish the summer strong!

[burniebrewer]

You know, 7 and 7's are good.

 

Yes they are. I stopped drinking those (and Jack & Coke's) awhile back when I realized they hurt my head in the morning. That's why I'm exclusively a beer man now, no pain in the morning.

[don1481]

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There's NO WAY I'm going to any bar to see you water down, and then remove clothing.

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I think I'm going to be illhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/sick.gif

 

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My liver, girlfriend, and energy level were all calling for a break

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Oh bah. We need to live vicariously through you and GP!http://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

[Getpaddled]

Top Ten Signs You Drank Too Much This Weekend

 

10. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your Oldsmobile.

 

9. Thanks to you, Jack Daniel's stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

 

8. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car.

 

7. You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.

 

6. Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.

 

5. Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's VomitMan!"

 

4. The doorman asks for your ID just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.

 

3. Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.

 

2. Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

 

1. You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge

[mothershipconnection]

Premium Grain Belt.

 

Someone out there knows what I'm talking about.

I got drunk off Premium at the Joynt in EC last night. Pitchers are like $5 all the time and $2.50 during happy hour.

[Diskono]

I believe this is my first post in this place

 

this cubs-giants game is ridiulous and i may run out of beer before it ends

[homer]

I cannot imagine a wet t shirt contest in WI Rapids would be all that impressive. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm just going by the law of averages.

 

 

By the way, I'm schnockered.

[Getpaddled]

homer if this wasnt a family site, ID post them, have them on camra... plus I dont think half of them were from here,.. had that water ski show were girls around the state ski in..

 

GPd.... wine is good....

[Bikeage77]

started out today at my friends cabin in pewaukee, listned to the game and grilled out, then watched some silly cover band, then closed down Chet's Lucky Town in tosa...i need to go to bed now

 

PS, some guy wanted to give me a beat down when i started applauding his girlfriend for falling on the ground at Chet's, I just laughed at him and was like "WHAT?!?!?"

 

I kinda wanted to follow him outside with my guys and beat him down, but im not much of a fighter, though I think I can scrap with the best of em.....GREAT WIN TONIGHT BEERMAKERS!!!!!!

[ccbrew]

all i know is that im making my firstt oncon tribustion to the drunk thread ans id im going ot nmake it worth it. my fingers tes feeel like they are ats fat as assausages. i have nothing adelse to add for tonight.

[brewerjamie15]

GP- looks like you've got a long lost brother out there someplace....

 

my fingers tes feeel like they are ats fat as assausages.

[burniebrewer]

ccbrew pulling an all-nighter. Look at the time of that post--8:44AM. Wow.

[don1481]

Ccbrew is drinking enough for the rest of us to live vicariously through himhttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/happy.gif

 

And Jamie - I'm moving to the EAST SIDE effective August 6th... Irving and Prospect (I'll let you guess which apartment buildinghttp://forum.brewerfan.net/images/smilies/wink.gif )

[Getpaddled]

will all have to go down for some buck PBs

 

DRUNK

[mothershipconnection]

I've been too drunk since my Birthday on Sunday to make it home and post whilst intoxicated. Guess what I'm doin' tonight? Boozin' with a designated driver.

The ladies at the bars have been rendered defenseless now that I have a moustache.

[Brian the Automator]

Tonight it's Tylenol with Codeine for me. This is probably the closest I come to drunk.

[brewerjamie15]

This is probably the closest I come to drunk.

 

Brian, Brian, Brian. Man. I don't know what to say. I somehow feel responsible for your misfortune. Next time we get together, I shall make it my duty to get you plastered.

As the creator of this fine site, I believe it to be your duty to make a drunken post so you know what it's like. This is paramount to the continued success of this site- call it moderating if you want to. How can you allow a thread, even participate in it without actually doing so with the true spirit that is the drunk thread?

Shame on you.

[areacodes]

Hey,

This is my first encounter with the "drunk Threasd" I've been wanting to post in this for awhile, but I've never rembembered when I've been drunk... but now I have.... I'm in New York, watchin the Brewers play the Mets and I'm goigng to the game tomorrow (today???) and I've completely forgot what I was trying to post, but I'll be there tomorrowo and its a good chance I;ll be postin afetr the game, cux ill probably be drunk then too... well, lets go Crew, lets wim 2 out of 3...

[Getpaddled]

areacodes

 

all I gota say is that is a TURE drunking post. Hell of a start. Must be nice to be in NY.. but set those NYorkers stright and let them know that NO one can handel booze like us brewer fans. You better be extra sloppy tomorrow night after the game when we take 2 of 3. I need some new reading/ laughing stock!!!! rock on brother... This BF.net family owns LIFE !!!

 

 

P.S I KNOW there are more of you out there just itching to post in here. Three words for you....................................JUST DO IT............... We love to hear about your night out. And this is the thread to do it in...... Git er Done!!!

[ccbrew]

Whoa...I was just scrolling through these posts in reverse order and didn't expect to come across one from myself..

 

And in case any of you were wondering, I wasn't out all night..there's a 14-hour time difference between where I am now and CDT. So yes...it must be comforting to know that there are Brewers fans that are 'Paddled' at any given time of the day.