2014-08-20 Blue Jays (Dickey) at Brewers (Nelson), 1:10 PM CDT [Brewers lose, 9-5]

[hawing]

Your mom has to like you.

 

Check out Colby Rasmus' porn stache. I guess good for him for escaping STL, but dude does not rate high on the eye-candy scale.

 

http://38.media.tumblr.com/349c230cc8a20296edad323241cb04d3/tumblr_mihj96yOQO1qh1j8eo4_500.jpg

[torts]

dont worry about braun

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_04/035ostrich_468x538.jpg

 

why are you burying your head in the sand?

[torts]

 

Well done. When can i start worrying? .260? .250? .240? I do reserve the right to rub it in when others join the "worrying". Anyways, keep WINNING!!

 

no, you really dont, no one likes people like that

 

My mom said she liked me.

 

jk i like you too

[TauPentaRei]

dont worry about braun

 

 

why are you burying your head in the sand?

 

 

oh I see what you did there... that is very clever. To follow suit, rather than acknowledge the truth or observe what's really happening, I'll just keep my head down here looking at the 95 players with a higher Offensive WAR than "good ol sore thumb" over there.

[dlk9s]

Great save by Dickey there. Classic lesson to kiddos on keeping your head in the game and backing up throws.

[folly412]

Parra owns Dickey.

[dlk9s]

Parra should try to steal home.

[bm1090]

That wall is going to cause a serious injury. Probably should have caught that ball though.

[dlk9s]

If Melky just hurt his back, I know a website he can visit to buy some medication.

[torts]

so many botched catches in the OF in the last two games

[topper09er]

Smart move to IBB Segura here, he is hitting .232 but Nelson is way down at .231

[torts]

 

why are you burying your head in the sand?

 

 

oh I see what you did there... that is very clever. To follow suit, rather than acknowledge the truth or observe what's really happening, I'll just keep my head down here looking at the 95 players with a higher Offensive WAR than "good ol sore thumb" over there.

 

wait, how can you see anything with your head in the sand?

[phnxcrew]

oh I see what you did there... that is very clever. To follow suit, rather than acknowledge the truth or observe what's really happening, I'll just keep my head down here looking at the 95 players with a higher Offensive WAR than "good ol sore thumb" over there.

 

wait, how can you see anything with your head in the sand?

 

....Hodor

[folly412]

Parra should try to steal home.

 

It would have to be close with that wind up, no? Really hope Gomez gets in that situation, he'll do it.

[dlk9s]

Parra should try to steal home.

 

It would have to be close with that wind up, no? Really hope Gomez gets in that situation, he'll do it.

Yup. That's why I thought it might be a fun idea. Windup plus slow knuckler and he would've had a chance.

[Patrick425]

Wow..was that a standard Uecker call...."Popped up to left field....and.... did he get a glove on that?....it bounced over the wall for a ground rule double". What? I thought it was a pop up!

[phnxcrew]

Wow..was that a standard Uecker call...."Popped up to left field....and.... did he get a glove on that?....it bounced over the wall for a ground rule double". What? I thought it was a pop up!

 

Looked like a pop up. Our guys need some of what melky is taking for sure.

[dlk9s]

In non-game news, John Lackey wanted to wear his #41 so badly when he got dealt to the Cards that he traded Pat Neshek a BABE RUTH AUTOGRAPHED BASEBALL for it.

 

HOLY HELL. WHAT A MAROON.

 

I don't have enough face palm gifs to express my disdain for Lackey right now. Good god.

[dlk9s]

Steal second please. Steal second please.

 

EDIT: Ok, never mind.

 

EDIT 2: Maybe Lucroy should steal second now.

[folly412]

Everything went better than expected.

[Bombers]

R.A. Dickey has an 8.17 ERA in the 5th inning. Opponents have a 1.006 OPS. I guess the 3rd time through the order does him no favors. Lets follow suit

[dlk9s]

I like how fans are booing Dickey for hitting batters. Like he as any control of where that ball is going.

 

Kirk Gibson would still probably order a series of beanings for it.

[TauPentaRei]

R.A. Dickey has an 8.17 ERA in the 5th inning. Opponents have a 1.006 OPS. I guess the 3rd time through the order does him no favors. Lets follow suit

 

 

speaking of 3rd time through the order... I feel like this is where Jimmy slides off the rails too.

[Bombers]

This is a good decision. Reyes has been on Jimmy all day. Go to the pen and lets end the top of the 6th

[FVBrewerFan]

That worked