Nick Swisher - once more, he has jerk face and also one of the most elaborate throwing it up to the Big Baby Jesus moves I've seen a guy do for a single. Sorry, couldn't bite my tongue on this one as he's probably my favorite non-Brewer: "Swisher was very close to his paternal grandmother Betty Lorraine Swisher, who raised him after his parents' divorce and died from brain cancer in 2005; he famously has her initials tattooed on his chest. He points at the sky after every hit to acknowledge her and has her initials inked on the knob of his bats and usually on his batting gloves or shoes.[7][/sup] To honor her further, he decided to grow his hair and donate it to Pantene Beautiful Lengths, a program that creates free wigs for cancer patients" Granted that's from wikipedia, but I doubt someone would make that up. Plus, does anyone else have more fun in any profession? I doubt it. As for my actual list: Hunter Pence A-Ram Zambrano Aaron Miles/Adam Kennedy/Felipe Lopez/any Cardinal middle infielder Coco Crisp Most Twins position players that aren't Mauer or Morneau. Seriously, learn how to hit, you can't bunt and steal every at bat. Jeff Suppan (to be fair, any pitcher that nibbles with a lead, Claudio Vargas was up there last year)