I'm glad someone from Brewerfan scored a champagne bottle. We arrived at the clubhouse shortly before noon, as is our usual M.O. It was crowded in the sense that you might have to wait a moment to view all sides of a clothing rack, but it wasn't crowded enough to overwhelm me. There were no lines for entering or checking out. The biggest ticket item I had in mind was a 2011 jersey, and I found a George Kottaras navy that fit the bill. It also has the Gary Vanden Berg memorial patch, which means it was in use during the NLCS. That was $200. Bigger names were predictably more expensive (I think I saw $700 for a gray Hoffman). There were gamer jerseys as "low" as $100 (navy '11 Stetter, retro Dillard). There were a bunch of replica Greinke jerseys for either $75 or $50 - I didn't pay much attention to those, so I don't remember. Bikeage77, there was a white Morgan jersey at noon today, also with the GV patch, for $275. $5 shirseys were plentiful. If you want to belatedly and inexpensively rep Marcum, Veras, Ishikawa, Loe, Parra, Gonzalez, Greinke or Braddock, is this ever the sale for you. With most of those names you could outfit your whole adult-sized family. There were also some K-Rod and Morgan shirseys, and an odd (to me) camoflage T-Plush shirsey. I imagine I picked up a Parra shirsey just as he was being non-tendered. I also like to think I balanced out the diminished relevance of the Parra shirt with a Narveson (as long as he doesn't change uniform numbers). For fans who are either in long-term denial or insist on being extra hipster, there were still some Fielder shirseys. I thought the selection of non-player Brewers tops (t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, etc.) was broader than usual, though as in past years it really helps if you wear size S, M, or XXL. Still, I found items for myself, the SO, and most of the adult relatives for whom we're getting Christmas gifts. I also thought the cap selection was relatively good. No black lace stripper caps - though there were some bizarrely ugly purses that would probably go with the black lace stripper caps - and several styles I would wear, were I more in the market for yet another cap. There were only two game-used bats when we arrived, and I didn't look them over. The locker nameplates were pretty picked over, though there were a handful with the 90s-style Motre Bame logo, and even more with a Coca-Cola ad I remember from about the mid-90s at County Stadium. From the latter I scored a Cal Eldred (who I thought was dreamy, for a ballplayer at least, when he was a Brewer) and a David Hulse (my lone Brewers birthday buddy to date). There was strange signage from the stadium - think advertising for Father's Day gifts or the "dress your dog in Brewers gear" contest. There were also large banners that in the early years of MP would have hung in the club concourse or some such. I laughed at the Doug Davis banner because he was pictured holding a bat. Why on earth would you do that with a pitcher? I really thought about digging in the banner pile for the $50 5' x 6' Russell Branyan, but I'll get more use out of the GK jersey. Hilariously sad "overheard at the clubhouse sale" quote: Shopper Woman 1 (said to Shopper Woman 2): "What number is Braun's?" Shopper Woman 2 shrugs - despite the fact that Shopper Woman 1 is holding in her hand a BRAUN 8 shirsey, with the 8 facing both me and SW 2. Hawing: "Ryan wears number 8, like it says on the shirt you have there." Shopper Woman 1 responded with a wry smile, because I was so polite in pointing out the glaringly obvious. Then they asked me, while holding up 8x10 photos of Alex Gonzalez and K-Rod: "Are these guys still on the team?" I said the chances were slim and none. Oh well. At least they didn't go on to pretend that they knew anything about the Brewers. I'm really not a major shopper, but the clubhouse sale is one of less-than-a-handful of exceptions I make every year - so I enjoyed myself today.