Thought about this thread last week, but didn't want to jinx anything with a "if we make the playoffs" and there is already a pretty big following with wet pants for that idea. So I've changed it up a little. If the Brewers win a playoff series, I am going to: take a full week off of work to watch them in the LCS, try my best to keep as many souvenirs as possible without getting tipsy and either destroying them or losing track of them, quit smoking, I told my parents I would do it if they made the playoffs before the season started, so I guess now is the time to pay up. I know that I'm not the only one who would make crazy rationalizations like this, so tell me Brewerfan, what would you do--other than pee in inappropriate places!