This is so ridiculous, I just had to post it. I love it. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11827_3831057,00.html Barcelona striker Samuel Eto'o is considering an offer to play in the Uzbekistani league. For those who don't follow European soccer, this would be like A-Rod leaving the Yankees to sign with a team in...well, Uzbekistan. Apparently he just flew in this morning to discuss a contract - the team's website even has pictures of Eto'o meeting with club officials. I can't think of anything like this happening before, in any sport.